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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
Nov 12, 20231 min read


HyperNormalisation (2016)
Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Halloween (2018)
Even though it outstays its welcome, this sequel to Halloween almost holds your attention.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


London to Brighton (2006)
This hard hitting British drama from director Paul Andrew Williams is a brutally impressive piece of work.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Hailed by many as Dreamworks' finest work to date; I can happily reveal that it's the their finest since Shrek 2.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Spectre (2015)
For someone who's seen every Bond film at least fifteen times, a Bond review from me is the only one you need.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Vacation (2015)
Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.
Oct 28, 20234 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Mummy (2017)
You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


From Paris with Love (2010)
From Paris with Love is absolute rubbish, of course it is. And yet...
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Ain't Them Bodies Saints (2013)
Bob takes the fall for the crime of lover Ruth and is incarcerated as a result, therefore missing the birth of his daughter.
Oct 7, 20231 min read




Bitter Lake (2015)
Bitter Lake is a harrowing, and staggering exploration of Saudi Arabia's relationship with the U.S, reaching back as far as the 1950's.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Megamind (2010)
Dreamworks may play second fiddle to Pixar, but there are some undisputed gems in their back catalogue, is this one?
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Upgrade (2018)
Set in a technologically controlled future, Grey, a technophobe, loses his wife and suffers paralysis in an attack early in the film.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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