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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Once again I walked out of a Matrix sequel disagreeing with everyone else.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
The sixth Jurassic Park film is utterly redundant, but it is at least better than its appalling predecessor.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Possessor (2020)
Brandon Cronenberg is well on his way to emulating his Father in the best way possible.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator 3 remains the best of (an admittedly not very good) the rest after Terminator and T2 in the Schwarzeneffer lead franchise.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Chain Reaction (1996)
Sadly, for the most part the film can’t come close to justifying its ridiculousness.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


The Mummy (2017)
You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Suicide Squad (2021)
Gunn throws a lot at the wall with The Suicide Squad, and I mean a lot.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Army of the Dead (2021)
Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Upgrade (2018)
Set in a technologically controlled future, Grey, a technophobe, loses his wife and suffers paralysis in an attack early in the film.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Strange Days (1995)
Although it is too long, Strange Days' world building, premise, and execution is enormously impressive.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Minor Premise (2020)
I do like a good low budget sci-fi, and there's been some top drawer ones in the last few years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken is one of both Carpenter and Russell's finest creations.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Rabid (1977)
Rabid shares a lot of DNA with Shivers, Cronenberg's film from two years earlier, and is every bit as enjoyable.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Tenet (2020)
How many reviews of Tenet have you read that quote the phrase "Don't try to understand it. Feel it" directly from the film? Well, add...
Oct 1, 20232 min read
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