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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.
Feb 1, 20242 min read


Total Recall (1990)
As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Bright (2017)
Funded and produced by Netflix, Bright sees David Ayer reuniting with Will Smith for the first time since the unwatchable Suicide Squad.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Outland (1981)
Apart from the fact that there isn't an alien in Peter Hyam's Outland, this may as well be Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) made by Luc Besson.
Jan 19, 20242 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Archive (2021)
Fans of Duncan Jones' sci-fi masterpiece Moon (2009), or Alex Garland's Ex Machina (2014) will feel in eerily familiar territory here.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)
Fans of the fantastic original 1960's TV show will have a ball with this.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read




Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


The Martian (2015)
Ridley Scott has directed five films since this 2015 effort, and none of them are anywhere near as good as The Martian.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Hollowman (2000)
Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. A Paul Verhoeven directed film that I didn’t think was at the very least terrific.
Nov 21, 20231 min read
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