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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Oliver Stone's follow up to Wall Street is a far better film than it had any right to be.
Jan 1, 20242 min read


Tucker: The Man and His Dream (1988)
It's an odd film that I hadn't heard of before, a true life biographical tale of Preston Tucker.
Jan 1, 20241 min read




Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


The Passengers of the Night (2022)
I was lucky enough to catch this at the London Film Festival back in 2022.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Ferrari (2023)
Michael Mann's biopic of Enzo Ferrari finally reaches us, nearly twenty five years after it was originally pitched.
Dec 28, 20233 min read


The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read


A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read




May December (2023)
Todd Haynes, as you may have predicted, unleashes one of 2023's best films.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Nil by Mouth (1997)
Gary Oldman's one and only directorial feature is a bleak and brutal affair, that proves he's a talent behind the camera too.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.
Dec 8, 20232 min read


The Old Oak (2023)
Ken Loach completes his Broken Britain trilogy in fine fettle.
Dec 6, 20233 min read


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read
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