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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2026)
Mary Bronstein's If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences I've ever had.
Jan 73 min read


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
Nov 12, 20253 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 27, 20252 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read


Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 8, 20252 min read


Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 3, 20253 min read


The End (2025)
Joshua Oppenheimer turns to music to portray a post-apocalyptic, impressive, bizarre and frustrating work.
Jun 10, 20252 min read


The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Wes Anderson's latest might be the most Wes Anderson film he's ever made. We've heard that before.
Jun 6, 20252 min read


Parthenope (2025)
Paulo Sorrentino returns to Naples once again after his partially autobiographical The Hand of God (2021), with Parthenope.
May 27, 20253 min read


Holy Cow (2025)
Louise Courvoisier's debut full length feature is a rich, enchanting and frankly glorious piece of film making.
May 10, 20252 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


The Last Showgirl (2025)
The figure of Paul Verhoeven looms large over Gia Coppola's third feature, as does a towering performance from Pamela Anderson.
Mar 5, 20252 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 13, 20252 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 12, 20254 min read


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 11, 20253 min read


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 7, 20254 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read


Blitz (2024)
Steve McQueen's latest is solid but unexpectedly slight.
Dec 7, 20242 min read
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