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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Old School (2003)
Old School remains funny to this day, and spoke to me on an adult level that I hadn’t yet discovered despite seeing the film so many times.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dumb and Dumber (1994)
The film is absolutely as stupid as it’s title, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it's a bad film.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Hailed by many as Dreamworks' finest work to date; I can happily reveal that it's the their finest since Shrek 2.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Alfie (1966)
About thirty seconds into Alfie, I couldn’t help but laugh at how it would be received if released today.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Vacation (2015)
Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.
Oct 28, 20234 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Paw Patrol: The Movie is the only film I’ve ever seen in which there was three separate outbreaks of applause from the entire audience.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


The Suicide Squad (2021)
Gunn throws a lot at the wall with The Suicide Squad, and I mean a lot.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Cruella (2021)
Cruella's shortcomings are made all the more frustrating because of its superb high points.
Oct 7, 20233 min read


From Paris with Love (2010)
From Paris with Love is absolute rubbish, of course it is. And yet...
Oct 7, 20231 min read




Megamind (2010)
Dreamworks may play second fiddle to Pixar, but there are some undisputed gems in their back catalogue, is this one?
Oct 1, 20231 min read


X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Inbetweeners (2011)
It's not funny or clever.
It seems a long time since the glory of American Pie.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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