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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Bad Guys (2022)
This is a sharp, well-scripted and thoroughly enjoyable affair.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear is purely a monetary exercise as you’d expect, but has a handful of good ideas that attempt to justify its existence beyond that.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Greed (2019)
Fashion mogul Sir Richard McCreadie (Steve Coogan) prepares a ludicrously lavish and over the top 60th birthday party in Mykonos.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Licorice Pizza (2021)
Licorice Pizza shouldn’t be pulled apart, it should be experienced, enjoyed, and ultimately, probably loved.
Nov 21, 20233 min read


The Hand of God (2021)
My favourite film of 2021, Sorrentino's autobiographical tale of a teenager in Naples is absolutely gorgeous.
Nov 20, 20233 min read




The Man from Hong Kong (1975)
A truly mad romp, a film posing as an A-lister, this is an Ozploitation thriller that could almost be straight from the Grindhouse era.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
I have literally no idea what happened in this movie.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Don't Look Up (2021)
It feels like a long time since Adam McKay was directing films like Anchorman (2004) and Step Brothers (2008).
Nov 19, 20232 min read


20th Century Women (2016)
An excellent reminder of why Annette Benning is simply wonderful in every respect.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)
Director Cooper Raiff is, somewhat astoundingly, only twenty-five years of age. His latest once again proves how talented he is.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Pink Flamingos (1972)
John Waters notorious exploration of indecency and filth recently celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


The Boss Baby 2: Family Business (2021)
If you can figure out what exactly happens in Boss Baby 2 and explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Local Hero (1983)
Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Cars (2006)
Perhaps being overconfident in it's length, Cars falls short of Pixar's previous outings.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Ron's Gone Wrong (2021)
Ron’s Gone Wrong is a bit of a gem, reminding you of a time when a child’s imagination was the root of all fun.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Girlfriends (1978)
Claudia Weill’s sort-of coming of age dramedy is a low key but effective affair.
Nov 11, 20231 min read
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