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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Elf (2003)
One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.
Dec 8, 20232 min read


There's Something About Mary (1998)
It’s good fun and despite not being top-drawer comedy, there’s plenty to enjoy here.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
I wish I’d been old enough to watch Austin Powers on release.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Bee Movie (2007)
I watched this with my daughter, and I would say I enjoyed it as much as she did.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Top Gun (1984)
Everything in the film that makes you laugh (and there’s plenty), you know Scott has placed it all there firmly tongue in cheek.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Aladdin (1992)
Inspired by the 1940 film The Thief Of Bagdad, Aladdin remains one Disney's finest films.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Election (1999)
Election is Alexander Payne’s second full-length feature after debut Citizen Ruth (1996).
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read




Encanto (2021)
Disney’s Encanto introduces us to the Madrigal’s, a special family who live in a magical house in the mountains of Colombia.
Nov 25, 20231 min read




The Bad Guys (2022)
This is a sharp, well-scripted and thoroughly enjoyable affair.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear is purely a monetary exercise as you’d expect, but has a handful of good ideas that attempt to justify its existence beyond that.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Greed (2019)
Fashion mogul Sir Richard McCreadie (Steve Coogan) prepares a ludicrously lavish and over the top 60th birthday party in Mykonos.
Nov 21, 20232 min read
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