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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read






Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Power of the Dog (2021)
Jane Campion has produced something utterly engrossing, truly beautiful and genuinely gripping,
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Encanto (2021)
Disney’s Encanto introduces us to the Madrigal’s, a special family who live in a magical house in the mountains of Colombia.
Nov 25, 20231 min read


Boiling Point (2021)
Stephen Graham plays the head chef of a London restaurant, a man who’s struggling with personal problems that have begun to affect his work.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Titane (2021)
Julia Ducournau’s follow up to her superb 2016 debut Raw, Titane took home the Palme d’Or at Cannes a couple of years back.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Souvenir Part II (2021)
Joanna Hogg's sequel to her 2019 film is a film about film, and it's absolutely superb.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Promising Young Woman (2021)
Emerald Fennell was well deserving for her best original screenplay Oscar.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


The Bad Guys (2022)
This is a sharp, well-scripted and thoroughly enjoyable affair.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2022)
The story of Tammy Faye and her husband Jim is not one that is unknown in contemporary society but it is one that had managed to pass me by.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear is purely a monetary exercise as you’d expect, but has a handful of good ideas that attempt to justify its existence beyond that.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Pleasure (2021)
Ninja Thyberg has produced a fine film that grips and shocks you, keeps you involved throughout.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Licorice Pizza (2021)
Licorice Pizza shouldn’t be pulled apart, it should be experienced, enjoyed, and ultimately, probably loved.
Nov 21, 20233 min read


The Harder They Fall (2021)
Jeymes Samuel’s western aims to right the wrongs of older westerns by offering a more accurate cultural portrayal of the Wild West.
Nov 20, 20231 min read
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