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You would think a film that (more or less) opens and closes with 'Decades' by Joy Division, is set for greatness. Sadly not.

David Fincher's follow up to Fight Club (1999) is often forgotten about when talking about the heights of his oeuvre.

Capote is a magnificent piece of work.

France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.

Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.

Any other James Bond film seen on a 'worst films' list would naturally be blasphemous, but Quantum Of Solace is dreadful.

Scary Movie 3 is absolute bilge.

W, a biographical account of George W. Bush, isn't the first time Oliver Stone has tackled a U.S President.

We’ve seen Jack Black take center stage in a type of high street outlet that has died a death before.

Dude Where’s My Car is quite possibly the stupidest film I’ve ever seen.

A man who makes a living debunking and exposing false paranormal activity claims, checks into a supposedly haunted room.

Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.

Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.

Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.

This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.

Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.

Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.

Neil Jordan’s remake of Bob le flambeur (1955) stars Nick Nolte as a heroin addled retired thief plotting one last job on a casino.

Based on true events, Angelina Jolie stars as Christine Collins, whose son Walter disappears while she is out one day.

Keanu Reeves is a cop who becomes disillusioned after the death of his wife and is then accused of killing a fellow officer.