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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Bee Movie (2007)
I watched this with my daughter, and I would say I enjoyed it as much as she did.
Dec 3, 20231 min read
Tom Clancy's Without Remorse (2021)
It passes a couple of hours without really doing a huge amount.
Dec 3, 20232 min read
Elephant (2003)
Gus Van Sant’s bone chilling portrayal of the Columbine shooting, is stunning film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read
The Consequences of Love (2004)
Paulo Sorrentino’s second feature stars Sorrentino regular Toni Servillo as a man living a seemingly arduoust life in a Swiss hotel.
Nov 26, 20231 min read
Hollowman (2000)
Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. A Paul Verhoeven directed film that I didn’t think was at the very least terrific.
Nov 21, 20231 min read
A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read
The Good Shepard (2006)
Loosely based on an espionage escapade that led to the formation of the CIA, The Good Shepard was released to fairly mixed reviews.
Nov 21, 20232 min read
Wonderland (2003)
Val Kilmer reminds you of how good he could be as John Holmes, one of the most successful porn stars of all time.
Nov 19, 20232 min read
Scream 3 (2000)
Scream 3 as you’d expect, parodies all the clichés and traits of a trilogy with mixed results.
Nov 19, 20231 min read
A Bittersweet Life (2005)
The best way to describe Kim Jee-woon's crime thriller is Oldboy-lite.
Nov 12, 20231 min read
Cars (2006)
Perhaps being overconfident in it's length, Cars falls short of Pixar's previous outings.
Nov 12, 20231 min read
Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator 3 remains the best of (an admittedly not very good) the rest after Terminator and T2 in the Schwarzeneffer lead franchise.
Nov 11, 20232 min read
Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read
Old School (2003)
Old School remains funny to this day, and spoke to me on an adult level that I hadn’t yet discovered despite seeing the film so many times.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Alexander: The Final Cut (2007)
Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Miami Vice (2004)
Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read
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