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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Vast of Night (2021)
Made for peanuts ($700,000) Andrew Patterson’s only credited work in film thus far is a decent stab at capturing the unknown.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Easily the worst of the franchise.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
The sequel to James Cameron's 2009 groundbreaking yet devise film treads much the same ground but ramps up the visual spectacular.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)
Nuclear detonations from Russia and the U.S.A set the Earth on a collision course with the sun.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


The Omega Man (1971)
Charlton Heston stars as a pandemic survivor in 1975 Los Angeles, where biological warfare has decimated most of the planet.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Flatliners (1990)
Kiefer Sutherland's Nelson is a medical student who wants to know what lies beyond death.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Three magazine employees set out to interview a man who placed an advert in a newspaper seeking a companion to join him in time travel.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Jason Statham's latest exploits with enormous sharks is overseen by Ben Wheatley; surprising, but entertaining.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Moonfall (2022)
A mysterious force has thrown the moon out of orbit and, surprise surprise, it's headed straight for Earth.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Cypher (2002)
Morgan Sullivan tries to spice up his life by becoming an international super spy for a mysterious company in this sci-fi thriller.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Sphere (1998)
Derided on its release twenty-five years ago, Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel is certainly not without flaws...
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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