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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
6 days ago3 min read


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
Nov 123 min read


The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 233 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 105 min read


Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 33 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 24 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 192 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


The Beast (2024)
Bertrand Bonello's latest release does indeed, as claimed by many, almost defy classification.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Despite the fact we didn't need another Planet of the Apes film, Kingdom adds a surprisingly decent string to the franchise's impressive bow
May 19, 20243 min read




Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read
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