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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Polar Express (2004)
Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)
One of the biggest surprises of the year.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
A reboot of the popular kids series produced by Seth Rogan is really rather good.
Sep 2, 20232 min read
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