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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Remember the outrage when the original designs of Sonic were released for the upcoming live action version? There were almost riots....
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Nest (2021)
Sean Durkin’s slow burning thriller received a small release in the UK, which is a shame.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Onward (2020)
Onward is a thoroughly enjoyable piece of animation, and one of the better films Disney/Pixar have made in recent years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Someone to Watch Over Me (1987)
As far as erotic thrillers go, this one had a lot to live up to after viewings of Sea Of Love (1989) and In The Cut (2003) the previous...
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Before Midnight (2013)
Richard Linklater's crowning trilogy comes to a spellbinding end.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Aftersun (2022)
Charlotte Wells’ quite exceptional debut feature is heavily autobiographical, drawing on her own relationship with her dad.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Four Christmases (2008)
This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Surviving Christmas (2004)
Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Jingle All the Way (1996)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Beasts (2023)
Inspired by real events involving a Dutch couple in Santoalla, Sorogoyen's tension filled drama deserves more recognition.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Apollo 10 1/2 (2022)
Richard Linklater's partial biopic is a wonderful depiction of possibility and childhood dreams.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
The sequel to James Cameron's 2009 groundbreaking yet devise film treads much the same ground but ramps up the visual spectacular.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Fabelmans (2023)
The Fabelmans is based Steven Spielberg's own childhood and introduction to film in post-war America, an intriguing premise....
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Return To Seoul (2023)
Davy Chou's second feature film concerns Freddie, a Korean adoptee brought up in France who on a whim decides to travel to Seoul.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Whale (2023)
Brendon Fraser's Oscar winning performance was deserving of the accolades, but was the film itself?
Sep 10, 20232 min read


The Quiet Girl (2022)
Nine year old Cáit is sent to live at a distant cousins house for the summer in rural Waterford, Ireland.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read
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