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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Black '47 (2018)
The famine in Ireland in the late 1840’s is not a subject that has often been put to film. Lance Daly reminds us of the period's horrors.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


20th Century Women (2016)
An excellent reminder of why Annette Benning is simply wonderful in every respect.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
James Stewart’s Doctor Benjamin McKenna and his wife Josephine are traveling with their young son Hank when they witness a murder.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Rocks (2020)
Rocks is a wonderful portrayal of something we know happens, but frequently don't worry about because it's not our problem.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Old School (2003)
Old School remains funny to this day, and spoke to me on an adult level that I hadn’t yet discovered despite seeing the film so many times.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Hailed by many as Dreamworks' finest work to date; I can happily reveal that it's the their finest since Shrek 2.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Patriot Games (1992)
Patriot Games remains, probably, the best Jack Ryan big screen adaptation.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
The Sopranos is probably my second favourite television series of all time. But is a prequel film a good idea?
Oct 29, 20233 min read


Vacation (2015)
Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.
Oct 28, 20234 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Awaydays (2009)
You would think a film that (more or less) opens and closes with 'Decades' by Joy Division, is set for greatness. Sadly not.
Oct 21, 20232 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read
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