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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Odyssey (2026)
The Odyssey falls short of greatness, but its ambition dwarfs almost everything modern blockbuster cinema has to offer right now.
14 hours ago6 min read


The After (2023)
David Oyelowo anchors an assured debut that captures the lonely reality of life after tragedy.
Jul 153 min read


Disclosure Day (2026)
A familiar Spielberg return that feels more like repetition than revelation.
Jun 264 min read


Backrooms (2026)
Kane Parsons has adapted his YouTube series for the big screen resulting in a truly unsettling experience.
Jun 173 min read


Obsession (2026)
Curry Barker's hugely impressive and deeply disturbing horror flick turns its simple premise into something far more sinister.
Jun 153 min read


Imprint (2026)
Ran Jing’s near-future body horror drama fuses parental ambition and unsettling technological control into a brilliantly chilling affair.
Jun 92 min read


Fault (2026)
Despite its sporting backdrop, Misha Calvert's thought-provoking drama is at its strongest when it's focusing on the off court horrors.
Jun 32 min read


Violet and Marlowe Rob a Bank (2026)
Set in a world where a tyrannical President Rabbit has monopolised the global carrot supply, Wang's film tells the tale of a husband-and-wife rabbit duo who fight back against the establishment.
Jun 22 min read


Selah (2026)
Lara Everly's powerful short pulls the rug from under you with unexpected force.
Jun 12 min read


I'm Not Home (2026)
Elena Parasco's gorgeous new short is set across a single afternoon in Queens as we get up close and personal with two young men, Tilo and Rune, who have shared a decade-long ritual of collecting and listening to answering machine tapes from vintage stores across New York City.
May 312 min read


The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
This is a film whose surface sparkles with nostalgia and invites you to spend time admiring its style while hoping you forget the lack of substance.
May 154 min read


Fuze (2026)
David Mackenzie is back on form after 2025's disappointing Relay with this no holds barred London set thriller.
May 83 min read


Michael (2026)
The Michael Jackson biopic makes no mention whatsoever of anything that happened after 1988, and is as bland as anything.
May 13 min read


Rose of Nevada (2026)
Rose of Nevada is a master at work, a craftsman so attuned with his tools that you stop watching the film and start inhabiting it. And I'm not convinced that it's even his best film.
Apr 304 min read


Dead Man's Wire (2026)
Gus Van Sant returns to our screen with this true crime thriller starring Bill Skarsgård as Tony Kiritsis, an Indianapolis businessman who, in 1977 kidnapped a mortgage broker named Richard Hall, and tied his neck to a 'dead man's wire.'
Apr 232 min read


La Gracia (2026)
Paolo Sorrentino and Toni Servillo reunite for La Grazia, a funny, melancholy and gorgeous film about grief, regret and power in Rome.
Apr 144 min read


Saipan (2026)
For those with no interest in football, Saipan might be a tricky sell. But filmmakers Glenn Layburn and Lisa and Barros D'Sa prove you don't need to have such curiosity in the sport itself to find Saipan both fascinating and often compelling.
Apr 134 min read


The Drama (2026)
The Drama, starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya, continues Kristopher Borgli's trend of biting satire albeit with a very relatable twist.
Apr 83 min read


Project Hail Mary (2026)
Andy Weir's novels are seemingly ripe for adaptation, and Phil Lord and Chris Miller's adaptation of Project Hail Mary is a blast.
Mar 294 min read


Sirāt (2026)
Sirāt is a blast on the senses, and needs to be seen on the biggest screen possible.
Mar 223 min read
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