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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
6 days ago3 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 143 min read


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
Nov 123 min read


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
Nov 123 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 113 min read


The Lost Bus (2025)
Paul Greengrass's depiction of the 2018 Camp Fire in California is astonishing, anchored by excellent performances from Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera.
Oct 274 min read


The Luckiest Man in America (2025)
The true story of a man who conned a CBS game show is enjoyable, if ultimately insubstantial.
Oct 272 min read


Steve (2025)
Cillian Murphy proves once more that he's just as good in the minimalist films as the big blockbusters.
Oct 223 min read


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 203 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 304 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 272 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 262 min read


Eddington (2025)
Ari Aster returns to our screen with something completely different once more, after 2023's lengthy and divisive Beau is Afraid.
Sep 44 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 102 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 84 min read




The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 233 min read


Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 112 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 24 min read
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