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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
Assault On Precinct 13 is one of the most aptly named films I can think of, up there with Panic Room (2002), Phone Booth (2002).
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Miami Vice (2004)
Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


The Blue Lamp (1950)
Basil Deardon's police procedural is widely regarded as an important piece of work in British film.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Night Moves (1975)
It would be interesting how many people could name another Arthur Penn film beyond 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. This is one of his finest.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


The Town (2010)
Ben Affleck takes the themes of bank robbery and heists, and combines them very nicely with family issues and values.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Police Story (1985)
Hong Kong policeman Kevin single handedly arrests a notorious drug lord, but is soon after framed for the murder of a policeman.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Fear City (1984)
Fear City, whilst not Ferrera's best work, is arguably a much more important and impressive piece of work than it's given credit for.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Miami Blues (1990)
Alec Baldwin and Jennifer Jason Leigh do their best to inject some meaning into George Armitage's uneven comedy drama.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Street Kings (2008)
Keanu Reeves is a cop who becomes disillusioned after the death of his wife and is then accused of killing a fellow officer.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Narc (2002)
Nick is a suspended undercover officer who is blackmailed into hunting down the individual that murdered a young police officer.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Route 9 (1998)
Two small-town cops happen upon a drug deal gone wrong with his partner, where there's no survivors and plenty of cash...
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Patriots Day (2016)
Peter Berg's depiction of the Boston marathon bombings is effective and poignant.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Taking Lives (2003)
Angelina Jolie is an FBI profiler summoned by the agency to help track down a serial killer, who is assuming the identity of their victims.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Righteous Kill (2008)
Jon Avnet’s cop thriller seemingly exists solely to have Robert De Niro and Al Pacino reunited in a film together.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
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