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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022)
Rian Johnson’s eagerly awaited sequel to his hugely enjoyable 2019 murder mystery Knives Out is half excellent, half drivel.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Ruben Ostlund’s latest feature won him his second Palm d’Or prize at Cannes this year and it’s easy to see why the jury enjoyed this one.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Apollo 10 1/2 (2022)
Richard Linklater's partial biopic is a wonderful depiction of possibility and childhood dreams.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
How To Be Single (2016)
How To Be Single lowers the bar of what was previously thought to be the bottom of the barrel in the world of dog shit film making.
Sep 16, 20233 min read
L'Atalante (1934)
Jean Vigo’s one and only feature length film is nearly ninety years old, and I doubt there’s anyone questioning its importance today.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
The General (1926)
A firm fixture in many best of all time film lists, this Buster Keaton silent film is an astonishing piece of physical film.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
Miami Blues (1990)
Alec Baldwin and Jennifer Jason Leigh do their best to inject some meaning into George Armitage's uneven comedy drama.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)
One of the biggest surprises of the year.
Sep 10, 20232 min read
Rye Lane (2023)
Dom has just lost his long time girlfriend to his best friend, and is heard crying in a toilet cubical by Vivian Oparah’s Ya. Sparks fly...
Sep 10, 20232 min read
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read
Unfinished Business (2015)
Unfinished Business is almost indescribably bad.
Sep 3, 20231 min read
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (2023)
Kelly Fremon Craig's adaptation of Judy Blume's 1970 novel is a lovely affair, and stars Abby Ryder Fortson as the titular character.
Sep 3, 20232 min read
Shallow Hal (2001)
Jack Black's Hal spends his nights being rejected by various beautiful women at nightclubs with his friend Mauricio.
Sep 3, 20232 min read
Bad Neighbours 2 (2016)
Sitting through my review will be much less painful than watching this film.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
Wimbledon (2004)
Veteran Brit tennis player Peter Colt playing in his last tournament before retirement, falls in love with fellow player Lizzy Bradbury.
Sep 2, 20232 min read
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