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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 24 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 132 min read


Nil by Mouth (1997)
Gary Oldman's one and only directorial feature is a bleak and brutal affair, that proves he's a talent behind the camera too.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


London to Brighton (2006)
This hard hitting British drama from director Paul Andrew Williams is a brutally impressive piece of work.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Quantum of Solace (2008)
Any other James Bond film seen on a 'worst films' list would naturally be blasphemous, but Quantum Of Solace is dreadful.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Naked (1993)
Mike Leigh’s infamous film starring an exquisite David Thewlis in the central role is almost unbearably bleak.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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