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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 203 min read


A Complete Unknown (2025)
James Mangold's Bob Dylan biopic is anchored and driven by an excellent central performance by Timothée Chalamet.
Feb 73 min read


Lee (2024)
The astonishing tale of Lee Harper, an American model turned photographer who became a war correspondent during World War II.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


Hope and Glory (1987)
I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Jade (1995)
William Friedkin's erotic thriller has been battered by critics and audiences alike down the years.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Tucker: The Man and His Dream (1988)
It's an odd film that I hadn't heard of before, a true life biographical tale of Preston Tucker.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Corsage (2022)
A fictional account of one year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, with a brilliant central performance from Vicky Krieps.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Ferrari (2023)
Michael Mann's biopic of Enzo Ferrari finally reaches us, nearly twenty five years after it was originally pitched.
Dec 28, 20233 min read


Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read


Blonde (2022)
Blonde is one of the most harrowing films I’ve seen in a while, as well as being bold, and flawed.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Moonage Daydream (2022)
The best way to approach Moonage Daydream is to simply let it engulf you in the same way Bowie’s music does.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Aladdin (1992)
Inspired by the 1940 film The Thief Of Bagdad, Aladdin remains one Disney's finest films.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2022)
The story of Tammy Faye and her husband Jim is not one that is unknown in contemporary society but it is one that had managed to pass me by.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Amadeus: Director's Cut (1984)
I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Spencer (2021)
Spencer is wrapped together as tightly as Diana herself; your heart is in your mouth for much of the film as you worry what’s coming next.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Wonderland (2003)
Val Kilmer reminds you of how good he could be as John Holmes, one of the most successful porn stars of all time.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Alexander: The Final Cut (2007)
Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.
Oct 29, 20232 min read




Mesrine: Parts 1&2 (2008)
France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.
Oct 7, 20232 min read
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