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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Face/Off (1997)
The plot is one of the boldest and most ludicrous put to film, and it gets madder from there.
Nov 19, 20232 min read
Alien³ (1992)
Although Alien³ isn’t even in the same league as the first two Alien films, there’s far more of note here than the film is given credit for.
Nov 19, 20231 min read
Showgirls (1995)
It will come as no surprise to you that I think Showgirls is brilliant.
Nov 12, 20232 min read
Q&A (1990)
Sidney Lumet is well versed in crafting corrupt cop thrillers, he's the man behind Serpico (1973) and Prince Of The City (1981).
Nov 12, 20231 min read
Double Jeopardy (1999)
It’s preposterous but thoroughly entertaining, not in the same league as The Fugitive, but certainly in the same mold.
Nov 11, 20232 min read
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
The film is absolutely as stupid as it’s title, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it's a bad film.
Oct 29, 20231 min read
Pulp Fiction (1994)
This review is almost utterly pointless, we know how great Pulp Fiction is.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Patriot Games (1992)
Patriot Games remains, probably, the best Jack Ryan big screen adaptation.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Dead Presidents (1995)
Dead Presidents is probably one of the best films of the 90's that you might not have heard of.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
Chain Reaction (1996)
Sadly, for the most part the film can’t come close to justifying its ridiculousness.
Oct 14, 20231 min read
Strange Days (1995)
Although it is too long, Strange Days' world building, premise, and execution is enormously impressive.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
Candyman (1992)
With yet another re-imagining of a supposed classic horror upon us, is the original Candyman any good?
Oct 1, 20232 min read
A Few Good Men (1992)
It’s not been deliberate, but I seem to have found myself watching Tom Cruise films a lot recently.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
Red Rock West (1993)
Nicholas Cage is on fine form here as a case of mistaken identity leads him to being offered $5000 for the murder of someone's wife.
Oct 1, 20232 min read
The Peacekeeper (1997)
Dolph Lundgren is placed in charge of protecting the briefcase that holds the President’s (Roy Scheider) nuclear codes.
Sep 20, 20231 min read
Hidden Agenda (1990)
Hidden Agenda wouldn’t be the last time Ken Loach dealt with issues in Ireland...
Sep 20, 20231 min read
Bean (1997)
One Man. One Masterpiece. One Very Big Mistake. Was the tagline for Bean. And, it kinda is.
Sep 17, 20232 min read
Ringu (1998)
Although highly regarded, Hideo Nakata’s original still suffers somewhat from not being particularly terrifying.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
Naked (1993)
Mike Leigh’s infamous film starring an exquisite David Thewlis in the central role is almost unbearably bleak.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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