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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Zero Fucks Given (2022)
Cassandre flits from one Tinder date to another as she flies all over the world as a flight attendant for a low fares airline.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


King of New York (1990)
King of New York is conceivably the most hilarious I've seen Christopher Walken since True Romance (1993).
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Elephant (2003)
Gus Van Sant’s bone chilling portrayal of the Columbine shooting, is stunning film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Aladdin (1992)
Inspired by the 1940 film The Thief Of Bagdad, Aladdin remains one Disney's finest films.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There’s not much, if anything that needs to be added to the discussion over John Huston’s masterful 1941 neo noir thriller.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Power of the Dog (2021)
Jane Campion has produced something utterly engrossing, truly beautiful and genuinely gripping,
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Boiling Point (2021)
Stephen Graham plays the head chef of a London restaurant, a man who’s struggling with personal problems that have begun to affect his work.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Titane (2021)
Julia Ducournau’s follow up to her superb 2016 debut Raw, Titane took home the Palme d’Or at Cannes a couple of years back.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Souvenir Part II (2021)
Joanna Hogg's sequel to her 2019 film is a film about film, and it's absolutely superb.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Promising Young Woman (2021)
Emerald Fennell was well deserving for her best original screenplay Oscar.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
Herzog’s eye for creating a deeply atmospherical and tension filled setting is astonishing.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Deep Cover (1992)
Deep Cover is an unsung gem of the nineties, and if you’ve got time, you should add it to your Christmas list.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Saboteur (1942)
Hitchcock’s utterly brilliant black and white neo-noir thriller goes somewhat under the rader these days.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Pleasure (2021)
Ninja Thyberg has produced a fine film that grips and shocks you, keeps you involved throughout.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


The Lost Weekend (1945)
Billy Wilder’s dark tale of alcoholism set over the course of four days, is a solid as granite, bona fide masterpiece.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Amadeus: Director's Cut (1984)
I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.
Nov 21, 20232 min read
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