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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Sound of Metal (2021)
Riz Ahmed has been a wonderful presence in the film world for a while now; but this is him at the peak of his powers.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Vast of Night (2021)
Made for peanuts ($700,000) Andrew Patterson’s only credited work in film thus far is a decent stab at capturing the unknown.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Shiva Baby (2021)
Emma Seligman’s directorial debut, adapted from her 2018 short of the same name, was one of the best films of 2021.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Greyhound (2020)
Greyhound is hugely enjoyable, very well acted, with some excellent action set pieces.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
What an absolute blast the Top Gun sequel is.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2023)
Daniel Goldhaber's eco thriller comes at a perfect time for climate activists.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


No Time to Die (2021)
Craig's final outing as Bond once again nails the cliche that he'll be sorely missed in the role.
Sep 20, 20233 min read


Talk to Me (2023)
Thankfully- and surprisingly it has to be said- Talk to Me breaks the string of stinkers the horror genre has had to put up with recently.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Il Buco (2022)
Almost entirely without dialogue, Il Buco is inspired by a true story of the unmasking of a cave system in rural Calabria.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Aftersun (2022)
Charlotte Wells’ quite exceptional debut feature is heavily autobiographical, drawing on her own relationship with her dad.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022)
Rian Johnson’s eagerly awaited sequel to his hugely enjoyable 2019 murder mystery Knives Out is half excellent, half drivel.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Beasts (2023)
Inspired by real events involving a Dutch couple in Santoalla, Sorogoyen's tension filled drama deserves more recognition.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Ruben Ostlund’s latest feature won him his second Palm d’Or prize at Cannes this year and it’s easy to see why the jury enjoyed this one.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Apollo 10 1/2 (2022)
Richard Linklater's partial biopic is a wonderful depiction of possibility and childhood dreams.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Bergman Island (2022)
Mia Hanson-Love’s seventh full-length film isn’t simply a two-hour homage to the films of Ingmar Bergman as its title may suggest.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Menu (2022)
Tyler and Margot visit an exclusive restaurant on a remote island, where Ralph Fiennes is the head chef. But it really isn't that simple...
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
The sequel to James Cameron's 2009 groundbreaking yet devise film treads much the same ground but ramps up the visual spectacular.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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