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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Smile (2022)
Parker Finn's debut full length feature is one of the finest horror films of the last few years.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Ron's Gone Wrong (2021)
Ron’s Gone Wrong is a bit of a gem, reminding you of a time when a child’s imagination was the root of all fun.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Host (2020)
Rob Savage’s film that was made during the pandemic is shot exclusively over zoom, and is highly effective as a result.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Dear Comrades! (2021)
Dear Comrades! is an exceptional portrayal of a little known Soviet atrocity.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Riders of Justice (2021)
This is hands down the most I've laughed during a film in years, and that takes into account a large number of self-described comedies.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
The Sopranos is probably my second favourite television series of all time. But is a prequel film a good idea?
Oct 29, 20233 min read


Passages (2023)
Ira Sachs' new film is a tale of love, heartbreak, and piercing narcissism in Paris.
Oct 28, 20233 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Saw X (2023)
The tenth installment of the series has been dubbed a 'return to form'. Is it?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Uncut Gems (2020)
Uncut Gems is one of the most stressful films I can remember seeing.
Oct 14, 20232 min read
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