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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Pig (2021)
It’s a long time now since Nicholas Cage was relevant in cinema.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Stillwater (2021)
Very loosely based on the Amanda Knox case, Matt Damon travels to France where his daughter has been incarcerated for the last five years.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Cruella (2021)
Cruella's shortcomings are made all the more frustrating because of its superb high points.
Oct 7, 20233 min read


Army of the Dead (2021)
Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


David Byrne's American Utopia (2021)
Spike Lee directing the footage doesn't make it a film, it just makes it a stage production filmed by an Oscar winner.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Unhinged (2020)
Unhinged follows a young mother who upsets Russell Crowe early on in the film by honking her horn at him, which proves to be ill advised.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Mank (2020)
Mank focuses on the story of Herman J. Mankiewicz, the man hired by Orson Welles to write the screenplay for Citizen Kane (1941).
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Minor Premise (2020)
I do like a good low budget sci-fi, and there's been some top drawer ones in the last few years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dogs Don't Wear Pants (2020)
Not for the faint hearted, but this really is a piece of work, and I say that in the absolute best possible way.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Remember the outrage when the original designs of Sonic were released for the upcoming live action version? There were almost riots....
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Nest (2021)
Sean Durkin’s slow burning thriller received a small release in the UK, which is a shame.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Zola (2021)
Based on a viral twitter thread from 2015 involving Aziah ‘Zola’ King, this is truly original film making.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Nightmare Alley (2022)
Guillermo del Toro returns after his Oscar winning triumph The Shape Of Water (2017) with a remake of the 1947 Edmund Goulding film.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Stray (2020)
Elizabeth Lo's intriguing documentary follows the escapades of three stray dogs through the streets of Istanbul, quite literally.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Onward (2020)
Onward is a thoroughly enjoyable piece of animation, and one of the better films Disney/Pixar have made in recent years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Raya and the Last Dragon is one of Disney's finest films in years.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Candyman (2021)
The Candyman remake is desperately dull, and is so concerned with impressing its message, it almost forgets about the film.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Tenet (2020)
How many reviews of Tenet have you read that quote the phrase "Don't try to understand it. Feel it" directly from the film? Well, add...
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Saint Maud (2020)
Maud, superbly played by Morfydd Clark, is a reclusive, pious young nurse, who devotes herself to the path of Christianity after a trauma.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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