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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


How To Be Single (2016)
How To Be Single lowers the bar of what was previously thought to be the bottom of the barrel in the world of dog shit film making.
Sep 16, 20233 min read


Enemy (2013)
Jake Gyllenhaal is terrific in the dual roles of two different people who are physically identical.
Sep 16, 20231 min read




47 Metres Down (2017)
It’s an age-old question, did Jaws (1975), arguably the first big summer blockbuster in cinema history, kill shark films stone dead?
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Victoria (2015)
Schipper’s film is genuinely one take, filmed over a two and half hour period one morning in Berlin, and is sensational.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Atomic Blonde (2017)
Charlize Theron is Lorraine, an MI5 asset who is sent to Berlin to retrieve a valuable list after a British agent is murdered.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Unfinished Business (2015)
Unfinished Business is almost indescribably bad.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


I, Tonya (2017)
Craig Gillespie’s partial biopic of American figure skater Tonya Harding is impressive, tragic, and at times highly amusing.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Revenge (2017)
After being raped and tormented by her boyfriend and his friends, Jen sets out to exact bloody revenge.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


The Commuter (2018)
Liam Neeson as he punches his way through every carriage of a train in hunt of the person he needs to track down
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Holiday (2018)
Holiday follows the troublesome exploits of Sascha, who is forced into the inner ring of her new gangster boyfriend.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Bad Neighbours 2 (2016)
Sitting through my review will be much less painful than watching this film.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Guest (2014)
A mysterious man turns up at the house of the Petersons, a family who have recently lost their son/brother Celeb to the war.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Three magazine employees set out to interview a man who placed an advert in a newspaper seeking a companion to join him in time travel.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


7500 (2019)
Named after the emergency code for a plane hijacking, there's no prizes for guessing the plot of Amazon's cockpit thriller....
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Patriots Day (2016)
Peter Berg's depiction of the Boston marathon bombings is effective and poignant.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Senator (2017)
The Senator focuses on the key moment of Ted Kennedy's life that resulted in the death of a young girl.
Aug 15, 20232 min read


Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon, perhaps under the full control of the Coen brothers, had the promise to become a ballerdian utopian drama, but fails badly.
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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