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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


Enter the Dragon (1973)
Another supposed crime against cinema has been rectified, I finally sat down to watch Bruce Lee’s magnum opus. And it was madness.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Mesrine: Parts 1&2 (2008)
France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dogs Don't Wear Pants (2020)
Not for the faint hearted, but this really is a piece of work, and I say that in the absolute best possible way.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Kedi (2016)
Kedi is Turkish for cat, and you'll have probably already worked out for yourself what this documentary depicts.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Stray (2020)
Elizabeth Lo's intriguing documentary follows the escapades of three stray dogs through the streets of Istanbul, quite literally.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Police Story (1985)
Hong Kong policeman Kevin single handedly arrests a notorious drug lord, but is soon after framed for the murder of a policeman.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Ringu (1998)
Although highly regarded, Hideo Nakata’s original still suffers somewhat from not being particularly terrifying.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Beasts (2023)
Inspired by real events involving a Dutch couple in Santoalla, Sorogoyen's tension filled drama deserves more recognition.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Bergman Island (2022)
Mia Hanson-Love’s seventh full-length film isn’t simply a two-hour homage to the films of Ingmar Bergman as its title may suggest.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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