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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


A Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018)
Bi Gan’s mesmeric tale of a man, Luo, who returns to his hometown shortly after the death of his Father, is split into two differing halves.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Wild Goose Lake (2019)
Diao Yinan follows up his Berlin Golden Bear win for Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014) with this stylish neo-noir thriller.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Titane (2021)
Julia Ducournau’s follow up to her superb 2016 debut Raw, Titane took home the Palme d’Or at Cannes a couple of years back.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
Herzog’s eye for creating a deeply atmospherical and tension filled setting is astonishing.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Zama (2017)
Zama is an officer of the Spanish crown, attempting to return to his family in Lerma from the town he is currently based in.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
You simply cannot accuse Pier Paolo Pasolini of being a boring film maker and playing it safe.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Petite Maman (2021)
Celine Sciamma follows up her world beating Portrait Of A Lady On Fire (2019) with another gorgeous and poignant film.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Hand of God (2021)
My favourite film of 2021, Sorrentino's autobiographical tale of a teenager in Naples is absolutely gorgeous.
Nov 20, 20233 min read


Martin Eden (2021)
Based on Jack London's 1909 novel, Pietro Marcello's adaptation transposes the story from California to Naples, with stunning effect.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Where Is the Friend's House? (1987)
Abbas Kiarostami's film is the first in the so called 'Koker Trilogy'.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


The Great Beauty (2013)
Viewed by many as Paulo Sorrentino’s magnum opus, The Great Beauty won the Oscar for best foreign language film in 2014.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The Square (2017)
Winner of the Palme d'Or in 2017, The Square is a fascinating experience.
Nov 16, 20231 min read


A Bittersweet Life (2005)
The best way to describe Kim Jee-woon's crime thriller is Oldboy-lite.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read
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