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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


In Bed with Victoria (2016)
This was the first of Justine Triet’s films that I’ve seen, and on this form I will be checking out the rest of her back catalogue ASAP.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Society of the Snow (2023)
J.A Bayona's account of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crash and its survivors in the Andes in 1972 is a tour de force.
Jan 12, 20243 min read


Azor (2021)
This is fantastic schooling in low-key effectiveness.
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Leonoro Addio (2022)
This is Director Paolo Taviani’s first solo film as director since the death of his brother and film making partner Vittorio.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Corsage (2022)
A fictional account of one year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, with a brilliant central performance from Vicky Krieps.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


The Passengers of the Night (2022)
I was lucky enough to catch this at the London Film Festival back in 2022.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


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Along the Coast [Du Côté De La Côte] (1958)
Agnes Varda's laugh out loud documentary short combines wit and information to paint an innovative portrait of the Côte d'Azur.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read


Apocalypto (2006)
Gibson has learnt lessons from Braveheart, and proves that he really is a director to be reckoned with when he is this focused.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Black Book (2006)
Paul Verhoeven returns to his native Netherlands after two decades directing English language films in this World War II thriller.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Zero Fucks Given (2022)
Cassandre flits from one Tinder date to another as she flies all over the world as a flight attendant for a low fares airline.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


A Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018)
Bi Gan’s mesmeric tale of a man, Luo, who returns to his hometown shortly after the death of his Father, is split into two differing halves.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read
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