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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Proof of Life (2000)
Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Beau Travail (1999)
Claire Denis' fascinating adaptation of Herman Melville's 1988 novel Billy Budd is really something.
Sep 10, 20231 min read
Flesh + Blood (1985)
Paul Verhoeven’s first film in the English language bores all the hallmarks of the Dutch director.
Sep 3, 20231 min read
Rolling Thunder (1977)
A Vietnam veteran returns home and is treated like a hero until thugs break into his home and murder his family.
Sep 3, 20231 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER
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