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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Scarface (1932)
Howard Hawks’ significant gangster pic was a comment upon the US government's lack of action against the gangster influence on society.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Once again I walked out of a Matrix sequel disagreeing with everyone else.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Hotel Mumbai (2018)
Maras has made this and put his own stamp on the film making itself, and this is an excellent debut feature.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


American Gigolo (1980)
Richard Gere plays Richard Gere, or Julian, a male escort if you prefer, who is framed for the murder of an ex-client. So far, so Gere.
Nov 19, 20231 min read




Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4 has the right ideas in place, but succesfully impementing them for a fourth time proves tricky.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Blackhat (2015)
Michael Mann yet again proves his genius even if Blackhat is one of his slightly less brilliant offerings.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Face/Off (1997)
The plot is one of the boldest and most ludicrous put to film, and it gets madder from there.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The Man from Hong Kong (1975)
A truly mad romp, a film posing as an A-lister, this is an Ozploitation thriller that could almost be straight from the Grindhouse era.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Alien³ (1992)
Although Alien³ isn’t even in the same league as the first two Alien films, there’s far more of note here than the film is given credit for.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Scream 3 (2000)
Scream 3 as you’d expect, parodies all the clichés and traits of a trilogy with mixed results.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Spiral makes the bottom of the barrel look a rather pleasing place to be scraping from.
Nov 16, 20232 min read


Topaz (1969)
Topaz is generally considered to be one of Hitchcock’s weaker films, and yet I thought it was really terrific espionage thriller.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
James Stewart’s Doctor Benjamin McKenna and his wife Josephine are traveling with their young son Hank when they witness a murder.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
The sixth Jurassic Park film is utterly redundant, but it is at least better than its appalling predecessor.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Possessor (2020)
Brandon Cronenberg is well on his way to emulating his Father in the best way possible.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


A Bittersweet Life (2005)
The best way to describe Kim Jee-woon's crime thriller is Oldboy-lite.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Q&A (1990)
Sidney Lumet is well versed in crafting corrupt cop thrillers, he's the man behind Serpico (1973) and Prince Of The City (1981).
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
Nov 12, 20231 min read
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