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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Total Recall (1990)
As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Yakuza (1974)
An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Bright (2017)
Funded and produced by Netflix, Bright sees David Ayer reuniting with Will Smith for the first time since the unwatchable Suicide Squad.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
For the most part, Flags Of Our Fathers is Eastwood performing at his consistently top level.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The Score (2001)
Frank Oz’s film sits higher on the list of heist movies than it had any right to.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Forgvien (2022)
The Forgiven is an odd film to classify, but I have to say that I laughed consistently throughout at least two thirds of the film.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Redacted (2007)
De Palma’s film caused no end of controversy in the U.S.A, mainly for portraying the U.S Army in a negative light.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The 33 (2015)
Patricia Riggen’s film ticks all the boxes you might expect for a true-life disaster film.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Barbarian (2022)
The majority of critics found much to like here, I thought it curtailed quite dreadfully.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Kenneth Branagh's nuts and bolts approach to Jack Ryan means it's entertaining rather than excellent.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read
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