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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Night Falls on Manhattan (1996)
Sidney Lumet was well versed in police procedurals; prior to this Andy Garcia fronted police corruption thriller he had dealt with...
Mar 10, 20241 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


Virtuosity (1995)
Virtuosity squanders an interesting premise and results in something that's ultimately rather silly.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Reality (2023)
If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974)
The film that influenced Quentin Tarantino enough to name his crew's code names in Reservoir Dogs (1992) after the villains of this piece.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


The Thin Red Line (1998)
The Thin Red Line is efficient and effective in its approach although it is perhaps a method that in the end prevents it from greatness.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


13 Tzameti (2005)
Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.
Feb 25, 20242 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Matador (2005)
Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.
Feb 11, 20241 min read


Body of Evidence (1993)
Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Censor (2021)
Censor is a terrific piece of work, and Prano Bailey-Bond is a massive talent to look out for in the future.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dr. No (1962)
There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.
Feb 1, 20242 min read
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