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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 8, 20254 min read


Bring Her Back (2025)
Directors Danny and Michael Phillipou build on the enormous promise they hinted at in Talk To Me with this horribly effective chiller.
Aug 6, 20252 min read


F1 (2025)
F1 should simply not work. And yet, somehow, it really does.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 11, 20252 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 2, 20254 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 5, 20253 min read


The Surfer (2025)
The Surfer is thoroughly entertaining and might contain the best Nicolas Cage performance of this decade.
May 10, 20253 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 24, 20254 min read


The Amateur (2025)
James Hawes' The Amateur does precisely what is says on the tin.
Apr 19, 20252 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 1, 20252 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 6, 20252 min read


Red Rooms (2024)
Canadian director Pascale Plante brings a fresh feel to the serial killer genre in this tight, well written thriller.
Dec 15, 20242 min read


Conclave (2024)
Conclave isn't the first of Robert Harris' fictional work to be adapted for the big screen, but it's without the biggest release so far.
Dec 6, 20243 min read


Anora (2024)
Sean Baker's latest film has already won the Palme d'Or at Cannes, and should find itself with more accolades in the new year.
Nov 28, 20242 min read


Juror #2 (2024)
Eastwood's 40th film as director at the age of 94 proves he's as consistent and engaging as ever.
Nov 28, 20243 min read


Strange Darling (2024)
JT Moller invokes the exploitation films of the seventies in this entertainingly insubstantial offering.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read
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