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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Amateur (2025)
James Hawes' The Amateur does precisely what is says on the tin.
Apr 192 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 12 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 62 min read


Red Rooms (2024)
Canadian director Pascale Plante brings a fresh feel to the serial killer genre in this tight, well written thriller.
Dec 15, 20242 min read


Conclave (2024)
Conclave isn't the first of Robert Harris' fictional work to be adapted for the big screen, but it's without the biggest release so far.
Dec 6, 20243 min read


Anora (2024)
Sean Baker's latest film has already won the Palme d'Or at Cannes, and should find itself with more accolades in the new year.
Nov 28, 20242 min read


Juror #2 (2024)
Eastwood's 40th film as director at the age of 94 proves he's as consistent and engaging as ever.
Nov 28, 20243 min read


Strange Darling (2024)
JT Moller invokes the exploitation films of the seventies in this entertainingly insubstantial offering.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Blink Twice (2024)
Zoe Kravitz's debut feature is an assured, if flawed, foray into control and manipulation.
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Longlegs (2024)
Another 'horror' film arrives, claiming to be one of the greatest of the decade. It's not, but neither is it a dud.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


MaXXXine (2024)
Ti West's slasher/horror trilogy comes to a close with potentially its finest moment yet.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Yannick (2024)
Quentin Dupieux's film making is odd to say the very least, and Yannick is no different.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


The Bikeriders (2024)
Based on a photo-book of the same name, Jeff Nichols latest film pulls great performances from its cast with not much plot pull from.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


Hit Man (2024)
Richard Linklater's latest film sees him at his most playful.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)
Thankfully, Michael Bay left the Bad Boys franchise after 2003's truly appalling Bad Boys II. A sequel to 1995's original seemed...
Jun 9, 20243 min read
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