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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Crime 101 (2026)
Crime 101, directed by Bart Layton, is adapted from a story in Winslow's 2020 novella, Broken. It's a Michael Mann film in all but name.
Feb 273 min read


No Other Choice (2026)
Park Chan-wook brings his usual mayhem to his latest feature, the tale of an unemployed paper worker, You Man-su (Lee Byung hun) who hatches a plan to murder his way back into the job market by killing off the competition.
Feb 43 min read


The Rip (2026)
A straight to Netflix thriller starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck has its positives and negatives.
Jan 242 min read


28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Nia DaCosta takes on the task of trying to inject some life into the 28 Days Later franchise. Or death perhaps.
Jan 224 min read


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Islands (2025)
Jan-Ole Gerster's intriguing neo-noir thriller didn't get much of a wide release in the UK, which is a shame, because there's plenty to like about it.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025)
We finally get the full, unfiltered cut of Kill Bill, as Tarantino always wanted. And it's brilliant.
Dec 9, 20253 min read


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 14, 20253 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 11, 20253 min read


The Lost Bus (2025)
Paul Greengrass's depiction of the 2018 Camp Fire in California is astonishing, anchored by excellent performances from Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera.
Oct 27, 20254 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 27, 20252 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 26, 20252 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
Sep 7, 20253 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read
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