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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
6 days ago3 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
6 days ago3 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 143 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 113 min read


The Lost Bus (2025)
Paul Greengrass's depiction of the 2018 Camp Fire in California is astonishing, anchored by excellent performances from Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera.
Oct 274 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 304 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 272 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 262 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
Sep 73 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 102 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 84 min read


Bring Her Back (2025)
Directors Danny and Michael Phillipou build on the enormous promise they hinted at in Talk To Me with this horribly effective chiller.
Aug 62 min read




Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 112 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 105 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 24 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 53 min read


The Surfer (2025)
The Surfer is thoroughly entertaining and might contain the best Nicolas Cage performance of this decade.
May 103 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 244 min read
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