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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Devil's Mouth (2026)
There’s not a huge amount to see here, but this is still a well put together, surprisingly well-acted, and perfectly serviceable sharksploitation flick.
Aug 113 min read


Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Tom Holland admirably tries to keep Spider-Man alive, but Marvel's formula insists on dragging him back down.
Jul 315 min read


The Odyssey (2026)
The Odyssey falls short of greatness, but its ambition dwarfs almost everything modern blockbuster cinema has to offer right now.
Jul 296 min read


Disclosure Day (2026)
A familiar Spielberg return that feels more like repetition than revelation.
Jun 264 min read


Imprint (2026)
Ran Jing’s near-future body horror drama fuses parental ambition and unsettling technological control into a brilliantly chilling affair.
Jun 92 min read


Violet and Marlowe Rob a Bank (2026)
Set in a world where a tyrannical President Rabbit has monopolised the global carrot supply, Wang's film tells the tale of a husband-and-wife rabbit duo who fight back against the establishment.
Jun 22 min read


Fuze (2026)
David Mackenzie is back on form after 2025's disappointing Relay with this no holds barred London set thriller.
May 83 min read


Dead Man's Wire (2026)
Gus Van Sant returns to our screen with this true crime thriller starring Bill Skarsgård as Tony Kiritsis, an Indianapolis businessman who, in 1977 kidnapped a mortgage broker named Richard Hall, and tied his neck to a 'dead man's wire.'
Apr 232 min read


Project Hail Mary (2026)
Andy Weir's novels are seemingly ripe for adaptation, and Phil Lord and Chris Miller's adaptation of Project Hail Mary is a blast.
Mar 294 min read


Crime 101 (2026)
Crime 101, directed by Bart Layton, is adapted from a story in Winslow's 2020 novella, Broken. It's a Michael Mann film in all but name.
Feb 273 min read


No Other Choice (2026)
Park Chan-wook brings his usual mayhem to his latest feature, the tale of an unemployed paper worker, You Man-su (Lee Byung hun) who hatches a plan to murder his way back into the job market by killing off the competition.
Feb 43 min read


The Rip (2026)
A straight to Netflix thriller starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck has its positives and negatives.
Jan 242 min read


28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Nia DaCosta takes on the task of trying to inject some life into the 28 Days Later franchise. Or death perhaps.
Jan 224 min read


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Islands (2025)
Jan-Ole Gerster's intriguing neo-noir thriller didn't get much of a wide release in the UK, which is a shame, because there's plenty to like about it.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025)
We finally get the full, unfiltered cut of Kill Bill, as Tarantino always wanted. And it's brilliant.
Dec 9, 20253 min read


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
Nov 24, 20253 min read
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