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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 24 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Love Actually (2003)
For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read


There's Something About Mary (1998)
It’s good fun and despite not being top-drawer comedy, there’s plenty to enjoy here.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Licorice Pizza (2021)
Licorice Pizza shouldn’t be pulled apart, it should be experienced, enjoyed, and ultimately, probably loved.
Nov 21, 20233 min read


Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)
Director Cooper Raiff is, somewhat astoundingly, only twenty-five years of age. His latest once again proves how talented he is.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Broadcast News (1987)
What makes a good Romcom is being genuinely unaware of how the films’ going to end, and Broadcast News manages to tick this box with aplomb.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Harold and Maude (1971)
Bleakly and darkly comedic, Harold and Maude frequently appears in best romantic comedy lists.
Oct 7, 20231 min read




Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


How To Be Single (2016)
How To Be Single lowers the bar of what was previously thought to be the bottom of the barrel in the world of dog shit film making.
Sep 16, 20233 min read


Rye Lane (2023)
Dom has just lost his long time girlfriend to his best friend, and is heard crying in a toilet cubical by Vivian Oparah’s Ya. Sparks fly...
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Shallow Hal (2001)
Jack Black's Hal spends his nights being rejected by various beautiful women at nightclubs with his friend Mauricio.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Wimbledon (2004)
Veteran Brit tennis player Peter Colt playing in his last tournament before retirement, falls in love with fellow player Lizzy Bradbury.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Barbie (2023)
Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land....
Aug 15, 20233 min read
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