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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Pulp Fiction (1994)
This review is almost utterly pointless, we know how great Pulp Fiction is.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


Night Moves (1975)
It would be interesting how many people could name another Arthur Penn film beyond 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. This is one of his finest.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Pig (2021)
It’s a long time now since Nicholas Cage was relevant in cinema.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Stillwater (2021)
Very loosely based on the Amanda Knox case, Matt Damon travels to France where his daughter has been incarcerated for the last five years.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Minor Premise (2020)
I do like a good low budget sci-fi, and there's been some top drawer ones in the last few years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The One I Love (2014)
Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass are a couple in a failing marriage, and on the advice of a therapist, spend a weekend in a country house.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Nest (2021)
Sean Durkin’s slow burning thriller received a small release in the UK, which is a shame.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Nightmare Alley (2022)
Guillermo del Toro returns after his Oscar winning triumph The Shape Of Water (2017) with a remake of the 1947 Edmund Goulding film.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Mystery Road (2013)
Ivan Sen's low-key thriller is probably best known from the more recent television series it spawned (2018-2022) which I haven't seen.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Silence (2016)
Martin Scorsese's passion project took him years to get to the screen, and it was seen by few on release after receiving a mixed response.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Il Buco (2022)
Almost entirely without dialogue, Il Buco is inspired by a true story of the unmasking of a cave system in rural Calabria.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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