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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.




Power of the Dog (2021)
Jane Campion has produced something utterly engrossing, truly beautiful and genuinely gripping,
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Wild Goose Lake (2019)
Diao Yinan follows up his Berlin Golden Bear win for Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014) with this stylish neo-noir thriller.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Titane (2021)
Julia Ducournau’s follow up to her superb 2016 debut Raw, Titane took home the Palme d’Or at Cannes a couple of years back.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Souvenir Part II (2021)
Joanna Hogg's sequel to her 2019 film is a film about film, and it's absolutely superb.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Promising Young Woman (2021)
Emerald Fennell was well deserving for her best original screenplay Oscar.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
Herzog’s eye for creating a deeply atmospherical and tension filled setting is astonishing.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Hollowman (2000)
Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. A Paul Verhoeven directed film that I didn’t think was at the very least terrific.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Funeral (1996)
Abel Ferrara’s alternate take on the genre is one that deserves a wider audience than it probably gets.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Petite Maman (2021)
Celine Sciamma follows up her world beating Portrait Of A Lady On Fire (2019) with another gorgeous and poignant film.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


How to Have Sex (2023)
Molly Manning Walker's debut feature is one of the best films of 2023.
Nov 19, 20234 min read


Topaz (1969)
Topaz is generally considered to be one of Hitchcock’s weaker films, and yet I thought it was really terrific espionage thriller.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
James Stewart’s Doctor Benjamin McKenna and his wife Josephine are traveling with their young son Hank when they witness a murder.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Possessor (2020)
Brandon Cronenberg is well on his way to emulating his Father in the best way possible.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Double Jeopardy (1999)
It’s preposterous but thoroughly entertaining, not in the same league as The Fugitive, but certainly in the same mold.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read
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