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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The Forgvien (2022)
The Forgiven is an odd film to classify, but I have to say that I laughed consistently throughout at least two thirds of the film.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
George Miller has apparently been wanting to make this film for years.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Of Lagercrantz's three novels in the series, this is by some distance the best, but it's arguably the hardest to adapt for the screen.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Dead Ringers (1988)
Cronenberg's follow up to his eponymous version of The Fly (1986) concerns the lives of a pair of identical twins.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Snake Eyes (1998)
Brian De Palma with a Rasomon style thriller in Las Vegas? Sign me up! Or not.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Archive (2021)
Fans of Duncan Jones' sci-fi masterpiece Moon (2009), or Alex Garland's Ex Machina (2014) will feel in eerily familiar territory here.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Dressed to Kill (1980)
Critics and academics have dissected and castrated Dressed To Kill for years, and it's true, this is far from De Palma's finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Jagged Edge (1986)
I’m a sucker for a Joe Eszterhas script. But this isn't quite up there with his finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Psycho (1960)
There’s only so much you can say about Psycho before you simply start repeating all the superlatives that have come before.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Azor (2021)
This is fantastic schooling in low-key effectiveness.
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Leonoro Addio (2022)
This is Director Paolo Taviani’s first solo film as director since the death of his brother and film making partner Vittorio.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read
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