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Lisandro Alonso's latest feature is not for those with short attentions spans.

Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.

If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.

Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.

Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.

Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.

My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.

Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.

Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.

Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.

Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.

If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.

Censor is a terrific piece of work, and Prano Bailey-Bond is a massive talent to look out for in the future.

There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.

James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.

As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.

Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.

Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.

An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.

Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.