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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read


Zero Fucks Given (2022)
Cassandre flits from one Tinder date to another as she flies all over the world as a flight attendant for a low fares airline.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Elephant (2003)
Gus Van Sant’s bone chilling portrayal of the Columbine shooting, is stunning film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Run Lola Run (1998)
Run Lola Run is a madcap experimental thriller with a constant pulsing techno score which adds to the madness.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Boiling Point (2021)
Stephen Graham plays the head chef of a London restaurant, a man who’s struggling with personal problems that have begun to affect his work.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Souvenir Part II (2021)
Joanna Hogg's sequel to her 2019 film is a film about film, and it's absolutely superb.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Pleasure (2021)
Ninja Thyberg has produced a fine film that grips and shocks you, keeps you involved throughout.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Wonderland (2003)
Val Kilmer reminds you of how good he could be as John Holmes, one of the most successful porn stars of all time.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


How to Have Sex (2023)
Molly Manning Walker's debut feature is one of the best films of 2023.
Nov 19, 20234 min read


On the Count of Three (2022)
On The Count Of The Three may end up being a fairly incidental film, but there's plenty to like.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Girlfriends (1978)
Claudia Weill’s sort-of coming of age dramedy is a low key but effective affair.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


London to Brighton (2006)
This hard hitting British drama from director Paul Andrew Williams is a brutally impressive piece of work.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Awaydays (2009)
You would think a film that (more or less) opens and closes with 'Decades' by Joy Division, is set for greatness. Sadly not.
Oct 21, 20232 min read
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