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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 8, 20254 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


A Complete Unknown (2025)
James Mangold's Bob Dylan biopic is anchored and driven by an excellent central performance by Timothée Chalamet.
Feb 7, 20253 min read


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 7, 20254 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 6, 20252 min read


Nosferatu (2025)
Robert Eggers's remake of FW Murnau’s 1922 German expressionist silent film is, as you'd imagine, quite something.
Jan 9, 20252 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read


Blitz (2024)
Steve McQueen's latest is solid but unexpectedly slight.
Dec 7, 20242 min read


Conclave (2024)
Conclave isn't the first of Robert Harris' fictional work to be adapted for the big screen, but it's without the biggest release so far.
Dec 6, 20243 min read


Kidnapped (2024)
The true story of Edgardo Mortara, a Jewish boy who was taken away from his family by the Catholic Church in 1850's Bologna.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


Small Things Like These (2024)
Cillian Murphy is superb in Tim Mielant's low key Irish drama.
Nov 15, 20244 min read


Lee (2024)
The astonishing tale of Lee Harper, an American model turned photographer who became a war correspondent during World War II.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


Caligula: Uncut Edition (1979)
Caligula dances the tightrope between art and porn before diving headfirst into a pit of filth.
Feb 24, 20244 min read
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