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Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.

For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?

The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.

Possibly the most important teen high school comedy since American Pie (1999).

Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.

Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?

Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.

One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.

I was surprised and thrilled at how terrific Bob Clark’s horror is.

Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.

Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.

Deck the Halls is really quite execrable.

This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.

Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.

Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.

Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.

Bill Murray is excellently cast as selfish TV executive Frank Cross in Richard Donner’s original take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

More kill spree mayhem by a man dressed as Santa.

There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.