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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


Reality (2023)
If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974)
The film that influenced Quentin Tarantino enough to name his crew's code names in Reservoir Dogs (1992) after the villains of this piece.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


The Thin Red Line (1998)
The Thin Red Line is efficient and effective in its approach although it is perhaps a method that in the end prevents it from greatness.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


13 Tzameti (2005)
Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.
Feb 25, 20242 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Caligula: Uncut Edition (1979)
Caligula dances the tightrope between art and porn before diving headfirst into a pit of filth.
Feb 24, 20244 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


Daughter of the Nile (1987)
Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.
Feb 22, 20241 min read


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.
Feb 21, 20242 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Matador (2005)
Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.
Feb 11, 20241 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Nitram (2022)
Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Body of Evidence (1993)
Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.
Feb 11, 20243 min read
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