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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


One Night in Miami (2021)
One Night in Miami portrays a fictional meeting between some rather important historical figures back in 1964.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2021)
Despite the performances and the glorious look of the film, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom is somewhat of a disappointment.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Rocks (2020)
Rocks is a wonderful portrayal of something we know happens, but frequently don't worry about because it's not our problem.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Q&A (1990)
Sidney Lumet is well versed in crafting corrupt cop thrillers, he's the man behind Serpico (1973) and Prince Of The City (1981).
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Smile (2022)
Parker Finn's debut full length feature is one of the finest horror films of the last few years.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Halloween (2018)
Even though it outstays its welcome, this sequel to Halloween almost holds your attention.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Double Jeopardy (1999)
It’s preposterous but thoroughly entertaining, not in the same league as The Fugitive, but certainly in the same mold.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Girlfriends (1978)
Claudia Weill’s sort-of coming of age dramedy is a low key but effective affair.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Host (2020)
Rob Savage’s film that was made during the pandemic is shot exclusively over zoom, and is highly effective as a result.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read
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