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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Leonoro Addio (2022)
This is Director Paolo Taviani’s first solo film as director since the death of his brother and film making partner Vittorio.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Corsage (2022)
A fictional account of one year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, with a brilliant central performance from Vicky Krieps.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
The Passengers of the Night (2022)
I was lucky enough to catch this at the London Film Festival back in 2022.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read
Ferrari (2023)
Michael Mann's biopic of Enzo Ferrari finally reaches us, nearly twenty five years after it was originally pitched.
Dec 28, 20233 min read
The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read
Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read
A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read
The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read
Taken (2008)
Surprisingly, Taken isn't simply ninety minutes of brainless violence.
Dec 17, 20232 min read
Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read
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Along the Coast [Du Côté De La Côte] (1958)
Agnes Varda's laugh out loud documentary short combines wit and information to paint an innovative portrait of the Côte d'Azur.
Dec 17, 20231 min read
Easy Rider (1969)
Filmed at the height of the hippie movement, Easy Rider is an important contextual document of the era just over fifty years on.
Dec 17, 20231 min read
Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read
May December (2023)
Todd Haynes, as you may have predicted, unleashes one of 2023's best films.
Dec 16, 20233 min read
Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Despite Roman Polanski’s infamous horror being widely regarded as one of the best horror films of all time, it suffers from its ending.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
Nil by Mouth (1997)
Gary Oldman's one and only directorial feature is a bleak and brutal affair, that proves he's a talent behind the camera too.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
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