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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Another Simple Favour (2025)
Another Simple Favour is one of the worst films I have seen in some time.
May 103 min read
Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Vacation (2015)
Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.
Oct 28, 20234 min read
The Mummy (2017)
You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.
Oct 14, 20232 min read
Army of the Dead (2021)
Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.
Oct 7, 20232 min read
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
How To Be Single (2016)
How To Be Single lowers the bar of what was previously thought to be the bottom of the barrel in the world of dog shit film making.
Sep 16, 20233 min read
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