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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 82 min read


Parthenope (2025)
Paulo Sorrentino returns to Naples once again after his partially autobiographical The Hand of God (2021), with Parthenope.
May 273 min read


Holy Cow (2025)
Louise Courvoisier's debut full length feature is a rich, enchanting and frankly glorious piece of film making.
May 102 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 124 min read


Inside Out 2 (2024)
One of Pixar's most critically acclaimed films gets an almost inevitable sequel.
Jun 23, 20242 min read


Gasoline Rainbow (2024)
The Ross brother's new film could, at first glance, look like an absolute hellhole.
Jun 16, 20243 min read


Daughter of the Nile (1987)
Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.
Feb 22, 20241 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Funny Pages (2022)
The story of a teenage cartoonist who rejects the comforts of his own life in search of purpose and soul behind his work.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Holdovers (2024)
Alexander Payne returns to film-making with his finest piece of work since Sideways (2004). And that's saying something.
Jan 27, 20245 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read


Porky's (1981)
Porky’s is rubbish, but I’d be lying through my teeth if I said I didn’t enjoy it.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


American Graffiti (1973)
This is without doubt George Lucas's finest directorial performance.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Mean Girls (2004)
Possibly the most important teen high school comedy since American Pie (1999).
Dec 29, 20232 min read


The Passengers of the Night (2022)
I was lucky enough to catch this at the London Film Festival back in 2022.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


May December (2023)
Todd Haynes, as you may have predicted, unleashes one of 2023's best films.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Election (1999)
Election is Alexander Payne’s second full-length feature after debut Citizen Ruth (1996).
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Encanto (2021)
Disney’s Encanto introduces us to the Madrigal’s, a special family who live in a magical house in the mountains of Colombia.
Nov 25, 20231 min read


The Souvenir Part II (2021)
Joanna Hogg's sequel to her 2019 film is a film about film, and it's absolutely superb.
Nov 21, 20232 min read
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