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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Inside Out 2 (2024)
One of Pixar's most critically acclaimed films gets an almost inevitable sequel.
Jun 23, 20242 min read


Hit Man (2024)
Richard Linklater's latest film sees him at his most playful.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Gasoline Rainbow (2024)
The Ross brother's new film could, at first glance, look like an absolute hellhole.
Jun 16, 20243 min read


Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)
Thankfully, Michael Bay left the Bad Boys franchise after 2003's truly appalling Bad Boys II. A sequel to 1995's original seemed...
Jun 9, 20243 min read


The Garfield Movie (2024)
There's a new Garfield movie out, which despite no-one seemingly wanting one, has raked in cash.
Jun 1, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


Emergency (2022)
Emergency leaves its questions hanging, as well as satisfyingly bringing its own story to a conclusion.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.
Feb 21, 20242 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Scala!!! (2024)
Charting the rise and fall of the eccentric and unique Scala cinema in King's Cross, this Doc is a vital piece of cinematic history.
Feb 4, 20243 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The French Dispatch (2021)
Taking on a portmanteau style picture is something that would seem to fit right into Anderson’s mantra.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (2012)
My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read
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