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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Local Hero (1983)
Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


Pulp Fiction (1994)
This review is almost utterly pointless, we know how great Pulp Fiction is.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Riders of Justice (2021)
This is hands down the most I've laughed during a film in years, and that takes into account a large number of self-described comedies.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Broadcast News (1987)
What makes a good Romcom is being genuinely unaware of how the films’ going to end, and Broadcast News manages to tick this box with aplomb.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Mummy (2017)
You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Burial (2023)
At the ripe old age of seventy seven, Tommy Lee Jones continues to sink his teeth into admittedly less frequent appearances on our screen.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Pig (2021)
It’s a long time now since Nicholas Cage was relevant in cinema.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Army of the Dead (2021)
Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Harold and Maude (1971)
Bleakly and darkly comedic, Harold and Maude frequently appears in best romantic comedy lists.
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dogs Don't Wear Pants (2020)
Not for the faint hearted, but this really is a piece of work, and I say that in the absolute best possible way.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The One I Love (2014)
Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass are a couple in a failing marriage, and on the advice of a therapist, spend a weekend in a country house.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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